nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

hold up

lovelydeck:

pass-the-sass-please:

okay. I found this website that has a collection of people who made their prom outfits out of duct tape, yes, DUCT TAPE.

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can we all just take a moment

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to appreciate all of the hard workimage

that must have gone into these outfits

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like damn, that is a lot of duct tape and dedication

good job guys

There is actually a competition run by duck tape for the best duck tape prom dress and suit. I believe the winner gets like a ton of scholarship money!

aprithot:

YEAH NO SHIT HONEY

tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

itskylestyle:

My Anaconda don’t want none because he’s on an all carb diet, god Karen you’re so stupid.

I have lived most of my life surrounded by my enemies. I would be grateful to die surrounded by my friends.

sweetcatastrophex:

THIS IS IMPORTANT

sadblackotaku:

reblog if your url is rly u

There’s these little boys on my bus who know me as “the Doctor Who Lady”, because one day they noticed the Dalek I have hanging off of my bag.